Jesus, Moses And The Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. As he was stealing the stereo he heard a voice that said… “Jesus is watching you.”

He froze in his tracks, shined his flashlight into the corner of the room and he saw a parrot.

He said… “Did you say that to me?”

The parrot said… “Yes, I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar said… “Warn me? What are you talking about? Who are you?”

The parrot said… “My name is Moses.”

The burglar laughed and said… “What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?”

The parrot said… “The same kind of people that would name a 150 pound Rottweiler Jesus!”

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